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A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm just gonna openly like what I like.' Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  You , Hands , Win , Speak


I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Myself , Know , Down , Deep


This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  You , Know , College , Good


I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Me , Myself , People , Weird


So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  You , Look , Good , Fear


I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Never , Think , Person , Hometown


There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Life , People , Walk , Silence


Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than 'We gotta just punch it week to week, man.' Now they're like, 'What will happen if someone watches the entire show?'

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Man , Age , Someone , Watches


Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room. You've just got to be in the moment and go with it.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  You , Your , Moment , Room


It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.

Author: Patton Oswalt - American Comedian
  Like , Bad , Run , Country


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