Phrase by 'Hannibal Buress'

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When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Life , People , Time , Day


I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  You , Me , Good , Health


Every guy should own one good pair of jeans.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Own , Good , Guy , Jeans


I really like Halal food.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Really , Like , Food


I just wear black and gray all the time. If you Google Image me, you'll just see a bunch of black and gray. It's simple. If I like a shirt, I'll buy six or eight of them, wear them back-to-back, and just wait for somebody to say something. 'That's the same shirt you wore yesterday.' 'Yeah, but this one is fresh.'

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Me , Time , Black , Simple


'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  More , Half , Job , Real


I skipped kindergarten because I was reading at a pretty high level. That's a weird and cocky thing to say, but I was real sharp, and I knew that early on.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Reading , High , Real , Weird


Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Comedy , Basically


I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  Fall , Basketball , Wear , Sketch


I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting.

Author: Hannibal Buress - American Comedian
  You , Me , People , Remember


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