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I'm sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That's about it; that's all I'm allowed. That's what's legal for me to saute.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Me , Some , Legal , Chicken


I look forward to going to Chicago because it's where I grew up, and the food there is so munch. Especially during the winter, I get deep dish pizza or Italian beef, and it warms me up. It's something I don't normally get, especially here in L.A. where you're always trying to be healthy.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  You , Me , Look , Food


That's one thing I love about my son - he's just a gamer at heart, he loves everything. He'll still play 'Pole Position,' or just old things at an arcade. He just loves games. He's not a graphics snob at all. I love him.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Love , Heart , Play , Son


I think I'd probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we'd get along, and I'd, like, chill him out because he'd be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I'd be like, 'Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.' And he'd be like, 'Thanks, Ron.' And then we'd form a friendship.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Friends , Good , Chill , Friendship


I think that's the difference between meetings in New York and L.A. In New York, it's like, 'Be there, and be there on time.' In L.A. it's like, 'Oh, we get it. You might have ran into traffic. We'll reschedule.'

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  You , Time , New , Think


Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Me , Best , Nice , Funny


I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Love , Good , Now , Temple


When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that!

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  You , Like , Man , End


The worst job I ever had was working as a Lady Liberty sign-twirler for a tax services place, where I'd just dance and have fun. The way I talk about it makes it sounds like a fun job - but then I got a staph infection from the costume. So that was probably the worst part about it.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Job , Dance , Place , Fun


We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless.

Author: Ron Funches - American Comedian
  Me , Enemies , Describe , Ruthless


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