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Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  Always , Will , Because , Exist


Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  Myself , People , Road , Jokes


When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  College , Write , Night , Late


It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  People , Down , Sad , Homework


The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  Art , Ability , Opinion , Comedy


You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be so pointless.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  You , School , Medical , Dog


The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  You , Where , Tell , Comedy


Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  You , Look , People , Day


I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  Love , Family , Wedding , Pizza


If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all around me that I've got to break through, like a brick wall or a fortress.

Author: Mike Birbiglia - American Comedian
  Me , Feet , Dream , Candy


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