Phrase by 'Henny Youngman'

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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian


Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Music , People , Time , Marriage


If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  You , First , Funny , Succeed


I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Know , Gift , Man , Car


Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Back , Travel , Airport , Mother-In-Law


While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Golf , Two , Good , Today


This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Service , Hotel , Room , Hotel Room


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian


I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Become , Holidays , Christmas , Atheist


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Author: Henny Youngman - American Comedian
  Me , Medical , Doctor , Quit


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