Phrases about 'Fart'

Fart jokes still work for me.

Author: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Danish Actor
  Me , Work , Jokes , Fart


I couldn't fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.

Author: Tommy Morrison - American Athlete
  Me , People , Without , Fart


I can make the best fart noises. I can make, like, 10 different sounds at different levels.

Author: Isabela Moner - American Actress
  Like , Best , I Can , Fart


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.

Author: Thundercat - American Musician
  Love , You , Know , Fart


Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill.

Author: Robert Rinder - English Judge
  About , Useful , Contracts , Fart


I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.

Author: Kate Winslet - Actress
  Woman , Real , Fart