Phrase by 'Jimmy Carr'

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I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Life , Faith , Funny , Live Life


If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Myself , Home , Body , Evening


I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Love , Being , Way , Woman


They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  People , Say , They Say , Credit


I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Book , Thought , School , She


More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  More , People , Out , Comedy


I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Simple , Country , Laugh , Snake


Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Think , Women , Down , Confidence


I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  Want , Marriage , Sex , Christian


A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

Author: Jimmy Carr - English Comedian
  True , Very , Sound , Jokes


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