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I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  You , People , Good , Laugh


I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  Me , Friends , Think , Problem


In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  You , Good , Laugh , Funny


Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  You , Way , Movies , Style


Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  Time , Thinking , Team , Comedy


I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Author: Carrot Top - American Comedian
  Think , Hard , Laugh , Funny


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