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I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Life , You , Think , Live


Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Experience , Fun , Drive , Desert


Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he's like, 'Umm, I'm taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate's, like, half Afghani, so it's going to cause some static.'

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  You , People , Stupid , War


As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Myself , See , Age , Empathy


Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  You , Good , Great , Pictures


Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Me , People , Always , Know


You have to show up at 7 in the morning and be on like it's 9 at night. It's a skill. Some comics run from it, and they hate doing it, but the comics that are pros understand how important it is, and they get good at it.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  You , Good , Morning , Hate


You probably need 1/10 of the world's population for us to continue to exist. There's just too many damn people. You have to somehow get us from 7 billion people to... I don't know what the magic number is, but I imagine at some point, that will happen. And I don't know about you, but I don't think I'm making the cut.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  You , People , World , Magic


I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn't doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Always , Doing , Think , Way


When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.

Author: Bill Burr - American Comedian
  Bad , Watch , Stomach , Knots


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