Phrase by 'Alexei Sayle'

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  People , Women , Rich , Motorcycle


You can't do comedy with a beard.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  You , Beard , Comedy


Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  Sometimes , Own , Like , Mind


If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  You , Words , They Say , Travel


Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  Say , Stupid , They Say , Saying


But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  You , Down , Party , Road


Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  You , Know , Great , Stupid


As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  You , Go , Death , Try


I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  See , Something , Forget , I Am


Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?

Author: Alexei Sayle - British Comedian
  Me , People , America , Walking


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