Phrase by 'Adam Carolla'

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Money , Good , Nice , Architecture


I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Want , Run , Car , Nose


My first car was a motorcycle.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  First , Car , Motorcycle


If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Life , Family , Good , Business


When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  You , Yourself , Doing , Radio


I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Always , Boxing , Taught , Boxed


I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  People , Think , Art , Reality


If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Me , Beer , Water , Butterfly


People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  You , Me , People , Money


When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

Author: Adam Carolla - American Entertainer
  Life , You , Start , Feel