Phrase by 'Adam Carolla'
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerMoney , Good , Nice , Architecture
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerWant , Run , Car , Nose
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerLife , Family , Good , Business
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerYou , Yourself , Doing , Radio
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerAlways , Boxing , Taught , Boxed
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerPeople , Think , Art , Reality
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerMe , Beer , Water , Butterfly
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerYou , Me , People , Money
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
Author: Adam Carolla - American EntertainerLife , You , Start , Feel