Kids Phrases

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Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.

Humor , School

Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"

Burn , Falleras , Fallas

Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

Mass , Christians , Mesi

Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."

This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo

When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"

Play , Born , Sister

Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

Kids , Presents

Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"

Kids , Bathtub

Clara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"

Humor , Cinema , Kids

"Mommy, I'm sorry, but when I grow up I'm going to be a thief"

Grow , Kids , Thief