Kids Phrases

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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

  Humor , Death , Kids

One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."

  Up , Growing

Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.

  Humor , School

Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

  Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille

Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"

  Burn , Falleras , Fallas

Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

  Mass , Christians , Mesi

This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo

Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"

  Kids , Humour

One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"

  Humor , Shoes , Kids

"Mommy, I'm sorry, but when I grow up I'm going to be a thief"

  Grow , Kids , Thief

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