Kids Phrases
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One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."
Up , GrowingEva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.
Humor , SchoolPablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
Humor , SchoolOne day, talking about the things that each animal gave, Charlie said: "Sheep give wool, cows give milk, and pigs give the sausages that are their shit"
Animals , Kids , Pigs , ShitEloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"
Riddles , Ham , GrandpasLucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"
Burn , Falleras , FallasThis is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , PoooDaniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"
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