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One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."
Alejandro took money from his father every day from his wallet. One day his father caught him and asked: "What are you doing? Are you robbing me?" Alejandro replied: "I'm not stealing it, I'm finding it ".
Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.
Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
One day, talking about the things that each animal gave, Charlie said: "Sheep give wool, cows give milk, and pigs give the sausages that are their shit"
Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"
Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."
Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"
When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Daniel's mother left the boy and his 5-year-old sister in the bathtub playing for a moment. Suddenly the mother heard the girl screaming: "Mom, mom, come ...! How disgusting!" The mother ran scared and she found a huge "turd" among the toys floating in the water. Then, the mother, in a loud and angry voice, said: "Daniel ... and this ?!". The boy took the shit, crushed it against her body and replied: "Mine !!"
Ben sabe o demo a quen tenta, e a besta a quen chimpe
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