Kids Phrases
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Adriana, when stepping for the first time into a pool where she was standing, exclaimed: "Hey, this pool does have a floor!"
Humor , Swimming PoolOne day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."
Up , GrowingEva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.
Humor , SchoolPablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
Humor , SchoolCarlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"
Mass , Christians , MesiOne day Sara, 5 years old, says to her father: "Dad, when you and Mommy got married, was I there?" And her father answers: "No daughter, you came later", to which Sara replies: "Oh of course, to the wedding party"
Wedding , PartyThis is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , PoooClara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"
Humor , Cinema , KidsOne day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"
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