Kids Phrases
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One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."
Up , GrowingAlejandro took money from his father every day from his wallet. One day his father caught him and asked: "What are you doing? Are you robbing me?" Alejandro replied: "I'm not stealing it, I'm finding it ".
Money , RobbingEva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.
Humor , SchoolEloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"
Riddles , Ham , GrandpasLucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"
Burn , Falleras , FallasOne day Sara, 5 years old, says to her father: "Dad, when you and Mommy got married, was I there?" And her father answers: "No daughter, you came later", to which Sara replies: "Oh of course, to the wedding party"
Wedding , PartyThis is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , PoooOne day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"
Humor , Shoes , KidsPhrase of the day
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