Kids Phrases

While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

  Humor , Death , Kids


Adriana, when stepping for the first time into a pool where she was standing, exclaimed: "Hey, this pool does have a floor!"

  Humor , Swimming Pool


One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."

  Up , Growing


Alejandro took money from his father every day from his wallet. One day his father caught him and asked: "What are you doing? Are you robbing me?" Alejandro replied: "I'm not stealing it, I'm finding it ".

  Money , Robbing


Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.

  Humor , School


Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

  Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille


Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be mesi"

  Mass , Christians , Mesi


Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

  Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised


Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."


Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"

  Kids , Humour