Kids Phrases

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Adriana, when stepping for the first time into a pool where she was standing, exclaimed: "Hey, this pool does have a floor!"

Humor , Swimming Pool

Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"

Humor , School

One day, talking about the things that each animal gave, Charlie said: "Sheep give wool, cows give milk, and pigs give the sausages that are their shit"

Animals , Kids , Pigs , Shit

Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."

This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo

Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"

Kids , Humour

When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"

Play , Born , Sister

Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

Kids , Presents

One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"

Humor , Shoes , Kids

One day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"

Humor , Teacher , Kids