Kids Phrases

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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

Humor , Death , Kids

Adriana, when stepping for the first time into a pool where she was standing, exclaimed: "Hey, this pool does have a floor!"

Humor , Swimming Pool

Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"

Humor , School

One day, talking about the things that each animal gave, Charlie said: "Sheep give wool, cows give milk, and pigs give the sausages that are their shit"

Animals , Kids , Pigs , Shit

Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"

Burn , Falleras , Fallas

Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

Mass , Christians , Mesi

One day Sara, 5 years old, says to her father: "Dad, when you and Mommy got married, was I there?" And her father answers: "No daughter, you came later", to which Sara replies: "Oh of course, to the wedding party"

Wedding , Party

Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."

Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

Kids , Presents

One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"

Humor , Shoes , Kids