Kids Phrases
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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."
Humor , Death , KidsAdriana, when stepping for the first time into a pool where she was standing, exclaimed: "Hey, this pool does have a floor!"
Humor , Swimming PoolPablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
Humor , SchoolEloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"
Riddles , Ham , GrandpasLucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"
Burn , Falleras , FallasCarlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"
Mass , Christians , MesiThis is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , PoooWhen his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Play , Born , SisterPhrase of the day
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