Kids Phrases

While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

  Humor , Death , Kids


One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."

  Up , Growing


Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.

  Humor , School


Pablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"

  Humor , School


Eloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"

  Riddles , Ham , Grandpas


Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"

  Burn , Falleras , Fallas


Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

  Mass , Christians , Mesi


Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

  Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised


This is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"

  Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , Pooo


Luis's mother asked him: "Don't go!" And he exclaimed: "No, if I don't go!"

  Kids , Humour