Kids Phrases

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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

Humor , Death , Kids

One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."

Up , Growing

Alejandro took money from his father every day from his wallet. One day his father caught him and asked: "What are you doing? Are you robbing me?" Alejandro replied: "I'm not stealing it, I'm finding it ".

Money , Robbing

Lucia, 5 years old, the first time she saw some Falleras on the street she said: "Halaaa, how beautiful they are and then they are going to burn them!"

Burn , Falleras , Fallas

Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

Mass , Christians , Mesi

Eloi was being cared for by a friend of her parents. When they were going home, she asked him: "Eloi, are you cold?" And he replied: "I'm neither hot nor cold, I'm in the weather."

When his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"

Play , Born , Sister

One day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"

Humor , Shoes , Kids

One day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"

Humor , Teacher , Kids

"Mommy, I'm sorry, but when I grow up I'm going to be a thief"

Grow , Kids , Thief