Kids Phrases
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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."
Humor , Death , KidsPablo came home from class one day and, very happy, he said to his mother: "Mom, I know what balls are called; they told me at school! They are called tentacles!"
Humor , SchoolOne day, talking about the things that each animal gave, Charlie said: "Sheep give wool, cows give milk, and pigs give the sausages that are their shit"
Animals , Kids , Pigs , ShitEloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"
Riddles , Ham , GrandpasCarlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"
Mass , Christians , MesiThis is Luis's definition of diarrhea: "Mamiiiiiiiiiii, come on, I've made a fart poop!"
Humor , Fart , Diarrhea , PoooWhen his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Play , Born , SisterClara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"
Humor , Cinema , KidsOne day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"
Humor , Teacher , KidsPhrase of the day
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Quinoa is great for lazy day cooking because it's packed with complete proteins, but it cooks in only 20 minutes. And, you can flavor it any way you wish! I make mine with onions, lots of ground ginger, turmeric and coriander, and then whatever dried fruit and nuts I have around. (Aarti Sequeira)Affiliated links: In case you want to support this project, you can do it by using these links. There will be no cost to you and they may be a little help to the creativity of this project.
