Kids Phrases

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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."

Humor , Death , Kids

One day Gonzalo was asked: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry, replied: "What I don't want to be is people."

Up , Growing

Alejandro took money from his father every day from his wallet. One day his father caught him and asked: "What are you doing? Are you robbing me?" Alejandro replied: "I'm not stealing it, I'm finding it ".

Money , Robbing

Eva's father asked her: "Do you want to start school?" The girl replied: “No.” “And why?” Her father insisted. Eva said: “Because they give us homework and then they don't pay us or anything”.

Humor , School

Lupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"

Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , Ratatouille

Carlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"

Mass , Christians , Mesi

Eloi when she was 6 years old: It was carnival time and she went down the stairs of her house with her father when they came across a neighbor who was taking down the garbage. The lady wore glasses, she was heavily painted and wore a flowered robe. Eloi, who was disguised as her, stared at her and asked: "And what are you disguised as?"

Humor , Costume , Carnival , Disguised

Martín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."

Kids , Presents

Clara was with her mother at the entrance to the cinema. It was Christmas, full of people and her mother was holding her hand. Suddenly the girl said to her: "Mommy, please take me in your arms because here I only see legs"

Humor , Cinema , Kids

One day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"

Humor , Teacher , Kids