Kids Phrases
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While traveling, José asked his father: "Dad, where am I going to die?" His father replied: "We don't know that, but why do you ask?" And the boy replied: "Never to go."
Humor , Death , KidsLupe is 5 years old, she was having dinner at her grandparents' house and there was ratatouille with eggs, which she doesn't like at all. She did not want to eat it but her father insists that she has to eat it: "the things that you do not like must also be eaten." In the end, she reluctantly eats it and when she finishes, her grandmother tells her: "Lupe, you dinner very well so tomorrow I'm going to make you whatever you want to eat, what do you want, chips?", To which Lupe responds: "No grandma, I want you to do something my father doesn't like!"
Grandparents , Kids , Eggs , RatatouilleEloi, 3 years old, was playing riddles and his father asked him: "See, tell me an animal that gives ham and chorizo", to which the boy replies: "Grandpa!"
Riddles , Ham , GrandpasCarlos, 8 years old, is at his sister's communion mass and the priest says: "here we are all Christians." At that moment Carlos says: "Excuse me, but I prefer to be Messi"
Mass , Christians , MesiOne day Sara, 5 years old, says to her father: "Dad, when you and Mommy got married, was I there?" And her father answers: "No daughter, you came later", to which Sara replies: "Oh of course, to the wedding party"
Wedding , PartyWhen his sister was to be born, they told David that he was going to have a little sister with whom he could play ... When she was born, David went to the clinic and, seeing her in the cuckoo, asked: "And with that I have what to play?"
Play , Born , SisterMartín's mother told him one day that she liked his face a lot and he replied: "I give it to you, but I'll keep it for you."
Kids , PresentsOne day Sara was trying to put on her shoes by herself, and she asked her mother: "Which foot is this on?" Her mother replied: "In this one." And the girl said: "Okay. Don't tell me the other one!"
Humor , Shoes , KidsOne day, talking about her teacher Carmen, Martina said: "Carmen is so good, so good ... It's like ... She looks like... a fried potato!"
Humor , Teacher , KidsPhrase of the day
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