Phrase by 'Les Dawson'

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian


The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Good , Way , Old , Good Old Days


My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Day , Dance , Hope , Sea


Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  You , Me , Mother , Happiness


I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Pretty , She , Saying , Mother-In-Law


The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Family , Mother-In-Law , Centre


My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Never , Well , Down , Mother-In-Law


I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Teacher , School , Friend , Lion


My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Looks , Blind , Smiles , Mother-In-Law


I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.

Author: Les Dawson - English Comedian
  Love , Need , Someone , Affection


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