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There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  You , People , Laugh , Funny


The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Me , Nothing , Listen , Saying


I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Being , People , Moment , Conversation


My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are just wildly inappropriate.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Doing , Baseball , Parents , Saying


Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Myself , Forget , Full , Impressed


For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Me , Baseball , Hockey , Chess


I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Love , Thing , Favorite , Directing


Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Want , Mountains , Challenges , Climb


I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Being , Funny , Comfortable , Totally


I hate cellphones. They are not for good, they're for evil. They're for gossip.

Author: Jeff Garlin - American Comedian
  Good , Evil , Hate , Gossip


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