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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  You , Me , Sports , Beautiful


I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  You , Want , I Can , Insurance


My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  Never , Serious , Enough , Wife


I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian


It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  Much , Speak , Pause , Knowing


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  You , Mind , Age , Matter


Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  Pieces , Cut , Forty , Sandwich


Modesty is my best quality.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  Best , Quality , Modesty


If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian


Gags die, humor doesn't.

Author: Jack Benny - American Comedian
  Humor , Die


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