Phrase by 'Elayne Boosler'

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Up , Morals , Again , Sun


The message of great art is to disturb.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Great , Art , Message , Disturb


The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Mom , Good , Against , Born


Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  You , Know , Better , Come


I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Me , Myself , Money , Woman


When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Thinking , Men , Women , Shopping


Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Morning , Place , Breakfast , Wake Up


For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Me , Newspaper , Human , Comedy


Horse racing is waning in popularity.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Racing , Horse , Popularity , Horse Racing


I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

Author: Elayne Boosler - American Comedian
  Me , People , Think , Funny


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