Phrase by 'Bill Engvall'

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I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  People , Stupid , Hate , Wear


I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that's stupid because I don't go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  You , Back , Think , Stupid


I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  People , Man , Stupid , Violence


I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  Love , You , Feel , Good


I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  You , Myself , Day , Car


If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  You , People , Good , Walk


I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  You , Think , Fire , Guns


Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  Own , Down , My Own , Broken


I'm a blue collar guy.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  Guy , Blue , Collar


My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.

Author: Bill Engvall - American Comedian
  Time , Best , Wife , Road


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