Phrase by 'Milton Berle'

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They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Author: Milton Berle - American Comedian
  Up , Mistake , Office , Perfect


Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Author: Milton Berle - American Comedian


People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

Author: Milton Berle - American Comedian
  Me , People , Long , People Say


I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.'

Author: Milton Berle - American Comedian
  Me , Children , Parents , Sleep


I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

Author: Milton Berle - American Comedian
  You , Want , Jokes , Joke


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