Whatsapp Phrases

My favorite machine in the gym is the chocolate vending machine.

  Gym , Machine , Chocolate

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Google is in my mind and Antivirus in my heart.

Learn then remove 'L'.

Don’t follow your dreams, follow me.

Don’t be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell.

I'm not lazy. I'm just on battery saver mode.

Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

Wet floor! Your nonsense is slipping me!

  Humor , Nonsense

I like everything about you except you