Phrase by 'Erma Bombeck'

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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  You , Mom , Never , Know


Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist


It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  Dreams , Someone , Your Dreams , Courage


Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  You , Looking , Car , Marriage


Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist


Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  Sometimes , Human , Out , Design


Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  People , Children , Better , Parents


There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  Something , Wrong , Mother , Water


Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  Never , Drink , Accept


There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Author: Erma Bombeck - American Journalist
  World , Morning , Child , Christmas


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