Phrase by 'Alan King'

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There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Nobody , Trust , Believe , Anymore


Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Nature , Marriage , Fighting , Strangers


My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  College , Him , Brother , Nails


I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Made , Practice , Ma , Carnegie Hall


Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Up , Dinner , Breakfast , Belly


My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Me , Father , Failure , Hero


I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Mind , Food , Marriage , Wife


If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Love , You , Want , Marriage


Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  You , Money , Down , Friend


Modesty is not one of my virtues.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  Modesty , Virtues


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