Phrases about 'Toilet'

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  You , Live , Last , Toilet


I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Author: Alan Moore - British Writer
  Morning , Years , Toilet , Shaving


Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.

Author: Bhumibol Adulyadej - Statesman
  Without , Toilet , Bangkok , Flush


If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

Author: Dawn Steel - American Businesswoman
  You , Movies , Paper , Toilet


I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'

Author: Flip Wilson - American Comedian
  You , Career , Down , Toilet


I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.

Author: Kenneth Choi - American Actor
  Proud , Say , I Am , Toilet


It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.

Author: Neal Adams - American Artist
  Big , Paper , Used , Toilet


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Well , Marriage , Wife , Toilet


Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.

Author: Dan Phillips - American Designer
  You , Just , Well , Toilet


Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

Author: Shenaz Treasury - American Actress
  Only , American , Hate , Toilet


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