Phrases about 'Toilet'

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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

Author: Adrian Edmondson - English Actor
  People , Good , Stage , Toilet


You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Author: Alan King - American Comedian
  You , Live , Last , Toilet


Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.

Author: Bhumibol Adulyadej - Statesman
  Without , Toilet , Bangkok , Flush


Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

Author: Eric Carr - Musician
  Best , Friend , Best Friend , Toilet


Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

Author: Iggy Pop - American Musician
  Always , Like , Garden , Toilet


I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Author: Joel Madden - American Musician
  Me , Like , Paper , Toilet


It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.

Author: Neal Adams - American Artist
  Big , Paper , Used , Toilet


Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.

Author: Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands - Dutch Royalty
  Here , Take , Laugh , Toilet


Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Author: Tommy Cooper - British Comedian
  Well , Marriage , Wife , Toilet


Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.

Author: Dan Phillips - American Designer
  You , Just , Well , Toilet


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